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15Jul08

Do you use Facebook? If not, skip this blog.

If you use Facebook, I’m sure you know all about groups. There’s a lot of them. I’m in over 200, myself. I’m here to tell you the groups you just gotta join. You’re not cool unless you do. What’s that? Am I bored? Noooo… Okay, maybe yes.

1. I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass. Most important group you’ll ever join.
2. The Word ‘Gay’ is Not a Synonym for Stupid
3. I Judge Fat People at McDonalds. Come on, you do.
4. All I Need To Know, I Learned From Watching The Magic School Bus
5. Against Gay Marriage and Abortion? Then Don’t Get On and Shut The F-ck Up
6. I Am More Afraid of Elderly Drivers than Terrorists
7. You Were Sexy Until I Saw That Cigarette In Your Hand
8. I Change the Date on Homework so My Teachers Don’t Think I Procrastinate
9. If You Can’t Differentiate Between “Your” and “You’re” You Deserve To Die
10. Firefox is far superior to Internet Explorer
11. Every Time I Find Out a Cute Boy Is Conservative, a Little Part of Me Dies
12. Cereal is Perfectly Acceptable at Any and All Times.
13. THEY’RE getting THEIR things from over THERE. Grammar and Spelling. Try it.
14. Damn The Man! Save The Empire!
    And when you’ve joined all those groups, you’ll need:
15. I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again.

Yes, I was bored enough to construct a top fifteen Facebook groups list. But kids, remember, generally Facebook sucks. It’s not social in the slightest. Leave it alone.

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